sometimes canadian stereotypes piss me off but then i remember that a moose walked into a grocery store in british columbia and had to be lured out with an apple
“paper cuts or blowtorch” seems like a really wide pain range
great. tomorrow i’m gonna feel either a papercut or a blowtorch.
I can survive cat scratches.
I can probably go up to 3 stars. anything beyond that is probably a no
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fun fact: I would love to be Peter Pan at a Disney park
but I don’t think I can be this fucking adorable
this is so cute I think I just threw up a little bit
ohmygod my I caN’T EVEN
OH SWEET LRODJSKLF
i don’t know what to feel
fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*



