Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.

consulting-time-captain:

burn-the-world-to-the-ground:

Cutest way to say hello ever! :D

You dorks

frostbittenshadow:

THE SHRAPNEL IS IN THE FUCKING NECKLACE

HOLY SHIT

WHAT

2stupidnerds:

daewrythe:

depthz:

How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.

I smell a fucking challenge

Lets do it Jesse

2stupidnerds:

daewrythe:

depthz:

How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.

I smell a fucking challenge

Lets do it Jesse

forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim:

osneslaura:

sometimes canadian stereotypes piss me off but then i remember that a moose walked into a grocery store in british columbia and had to be lured out with an appleimage

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lynnisamystery:

sirshon:

graceebooks:

“paper cuts or blowtorch” seems like a really wide pain range

great. tomorrow i’m gonna feel either a papercut or a blowtorch.

I can survive cat scratches.

I can probably go up to 3 stars. anything beyond that is probably a no

lynnisamystery:

sirshon:

graceebooks:

“paper cuts or blowtorch” seems like a really wide pain range

great. tomorrow i’m gonna feel either a papercut or a blowtorch.

I can survive cat scratches.

I can probably go up to 3 stars. anything beyond that is probably a no

rofae665:

3,000,000% DONE.

janteyknow:

sh3rl0ck14n:

owl-the-strange:

ohmicaiah:

hayleythehatter:

It has over 8,000 views.

And not a single dislike.

fun fact: I would love to be Peter Pan at a Disney park

but I don’t think I can be this fucking adorable

this is so cute I think I just threw up a little bit

ohmygod my I caN’T EVEN

OH SWEET LRODJSKLF

i don’t know what to feel

fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*